THE HORRIBLE SPREAD OF M&M ENTERPRISES!!!

In the beginning, M&M Enterprises prospered and everybody got a share. From the colonel in Sardinia with a craving for tangerines and casaba melons to the B-17 general with a yearning for Polish sausage. They just had to give a plane and pilot for each mess hall with a small down payment. The business did business with everywhere and everybody in Europe, even the Germans. He just refused to do business with the Russians. Planes flew from Norway, Denmark, France, Germany, Austria, Italy, Yugoslavia, Romania, Bulgaria, Sweden, Finland, Poland, and all of the other countries in Europe. The planes had passage everywhere, but unfortunately did contracts with various militaries. For example, the enterprise contracted with the Americans to bomb the German highway bridge at Orvieto. But even worse, Milo contracted with the GERMANS to defend Orvieto with anti-aircraft fire AGAINST HIS OWN ARMY!!! As a result, Milo's company attained a large profit. both militaries were fine with the approach, except the dead man that had lived in Yossarian's tent, perished at this battle. However, Milo denies helping the enemy. But because Milo had stupidly bought the whole Egyptian cotton crop, his enterprise was on the verge of collapse. But Milo then took it too far: he committed heavy treason. He contracted with the GERMANS and BOMBED HIS OWN OUTFIT, the Americans. Milo got away with the crime again using his rhetoric and bribery, of course. But he went crazy because of his overstock of Egyptian cotton, and started serving chocolate covered Egyptian cotton. At least everybody got a share.

Written by Captain Yossarian