BOLOGNA!!!

We had recently learned from Captain Black that we were going to fly a mission in Bologna, meaning one thing only: inevitable death. In Pianosa, we hoped that it would never stop raining. When it stopped raining in Pianosa, that meant it would rain heavily in Bologna. When it rained in Pianosa, there was no rain in Bologna. Usually, when there was no rain in Pianosa, events like diarrhea epidemics and moving bomb lines. Even though they suffered from the rain in Pianosa, the men still pray for it to keep on raining. Unfortunately, in the morning, the rain wasn't falling as hard. Soon it was hardly falling, while the sun dried the landing strip. The sky became cloudless and the sun shined on. Soon, our men started to be full of hatred towards each other, the infantrymen for not capturing the Bologna and the bomb line. Thankfully, I had learned from intelligence that Bologna had been captured by our troops at Bologna. I stealthily woke up Captain Black and notified him of the capture of Bologna, so he contacted Colonel Korn and informed him about the victory. Korn cancelled the mission, and we were all relieved that we didn't have to go to bologna. Colonel Cathcart was extremely happy that we had finally captured Bologna. General Dreedle was also content of the victory even though he rebuked Colonel Moodus for not telling him earlier. Even better, Headquarters was pleased was supposed to give a medal to the officer who captured the city, but since there was none, they gave the medal to General Peckem. But today, our troops are overjoyed at the victory at dreaded Bologna.

Written by Corporal Kolodny