Thursday, August 15, 2013

COLONEL CATHCART RAISES MISSIONS!!!

Colonel Cathcart has raised the amount of missions needed to complete service from forty-five to fifty! It  truly is an outrage! Yossarian went over to me for some apparent reason, but when I told him that now he needed to complete 50 missions instead of 45, he exploded. Hopping mad, I tell you. But you know Cathcart: he always raises the amount of missions needed to complete service.

Written by Doc Daneeka

1 comment:

  1. I hate Colonel Cathcart, that scum. Why can't he just stop raising the amount of missions needed to complete service?

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